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Old 27th May 2020, 22:05
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It was announced in parliament today that Westminster’s Bell, Big Ben, is to be replaced during the refurbishments with a cheaper to operate giant gong.
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Old 27th May 2020, 22:13
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It has been announced today that Nelson has dropped a bollock, but it was swiftly located by Mrs Doris Higginsbottom of Bermondsey London, and is presently on route back to Trafalgar Square where a grateful Nelson will be relieved to have at least have one complete set of appendages reattached.
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Old 27th May 2020, 22:47
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Following the closure of the Royal Naval College in Greenwich, decommissioning of the reactor and the removal and transportation of the nuclear core to Sellafield has commenced.
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Medical staff isolated a coronavirus from Boris, and are taking it to the tip.
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No hurry, we've now got till Saturday to get to Florida!
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Old 28th May 2020, 11:07
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Boris relieved that "it" had been found, after his unfortunate Zip line stunt a few years ago...
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Old 28th May 2020, 11:35
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While walking along Embankment, Jerome K Jerome gets inspiration for a follow up novel...
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There is a new attempt to cross the Atlantic by Ballcock and Brown...
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Lord Elgin makes an error as he blind collects the Cistern to the Chapel Ceiling.
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Laundromat - the early years
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Why are you looking at me like that Dave?
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Old 28th May 2020, 13:05
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I have to wait for the tide to go out so we can get under Westminster Bridge
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Old 28th May 2020, 13:07
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The new exhibit can only get to the Tate by water for the 'WTF ' exhibition
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Old 28th May 2020, 13:10
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Right Hoskins just got to tow it across the Atlantic and you should be good to go over Niagra Falls.
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Results tomorrow (Friday) folks.
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Too many people win when the Lottery is only over 49 balls. This one with 267,452 balls should ensure there are no winners and the money can all go to the Government
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In an effort to speed up golf the Prototype green with 10 cups is to be trialed at the Open Championship
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Old 28th May 2020, 16:35
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You too can buy one for your garden and by wearing this device no more than 6 friends and relations can get within 2 meters of each other. A modified version with 8 person holes is available in Scotland
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It's going to be mounted on top of every car whose driver is using the journey as an eye-test, so that other drivers can avoid them.
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Mr Cousteau, i think it's a bit over engineered just to get to the river bed
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