Caption Competition Mk II
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“It says ‘The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters.’ “
"Here's your starter for 10: Which village near Vienna is the site of the hunting lodge where the Habsburg crown prince Rudolf and his paramour Mary Vetsera committed suicide in mysterious circumstances in 1889?"
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Ok last calls, scoring on the morrow
Nutty's bar bill catches up with him again.
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“Community Chest ... Go straight to Obscurity. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 200 MP’s votes.”
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Why did you keep a School Certificate which shows you failed every subject, including Economics?
Its from the RAF Benelovent fund,
Oh they must be thanking me for donating that old broken watch
Yes they said it was the missing Harrisons chronometer and it sold at auction for £6.2million.however as gift to them they are unable to give you the usual 10% fee, sorry
Oh they must be thanking me for donating that old broken watch
Yes they said it was the missing Harrisons chronometer and it sold at auction for £6.2million.however as gift to them they are unable to give you the usual 10% fee, sorry
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"Prime Minister, if that is all you have left to spend on defence out of your estimates, then the only deal I can offer you is a dozen used Army blankets.
"I suppose I might just throw in a half bag of horse feed if I can nick it off Hercules.
"That would give your blanket stackers and bean counters something to do."
"I suppose I might just throw in a half bag of horse feed if I can nick it off Hercules.
"That would give your blanket stackers and bean counters something to do."
Avoid imitations
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"Not much of a CV though, is it? However, in your favour, you certainly have the correct look for the job as Albert's stunt double".
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Jeremy, this isn’t a White paper, or even a Green paper ... it’s Yellow. Does that say something?
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“A speeding ticket? For Hercules?”
