Caption Competition Mk II
As the air fills with the snap of ankle and leg bones breaking, jumpers are immediately chagrined to learn that the carrier draws only 3 feet at the keel.
- Ed
- Ed
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Hmmm.....I wonder if it’s the wrong time of the month to be going swimming off shark cove.
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Like I’ve always said, the US Navy are a right bunch of Lemmings.
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I say again.. for tonight’s entertainment we have “A Band on Ship”..
Avoid imitations
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“Oi.....who nicked the lifeboats?”
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Like my old Mum used to say, if you don't have nets, then it's curtains.
Trump states (not that he's an expert but he is pretty good at just knowing things that the rest of the world takes years of painstaking trial and error to find out), that seawater is a cure for many diseases if it is forced up the nose at high speed.
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What do you mean we left the ladder back at San Diego?
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See, I told you she whistles like a stuka on the way down..
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Ahh yes, that's her blue note, it's to do with airflow over her "gun port" apparently.
When Big Bertha went over the side....the sudden list caused the OOD to sound the Collision Alarm!
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The 2020 remake of "Dive Bomber" with Fred McMurray's role played by John Goodman and Errol Flynn by Tom Daley...
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Whilst satisfying his rubber fetish and squeezing his ring, Buster was also pleased to find he could satisfy his upshirting fetish at the same time.
