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What the heck is this pile of sh*t?, the crew were expecting a Tesla...
Found in the archival film library of NASA/MGM: Act III, Scene VI - actors dressed in hard hats and high-viz vests pretend to grapple a plywood/plastic/duct tape Apollo capsule in the final enactment of Project Fake Moon Landing.
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They're claiming political asylum.
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They say they haven't come from Mars, but Iraq by way of France and can they please stay..
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They say they are North Korean astronauts but they haven't got any passports on them, what do we do, throw them back?
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They handed me a load of bags, I thought they were moon rocks, but it turns out they were 8 days supply of poo.
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They say they are Apollo 13 and say thank **** that is over, what should I tell them Glorious Leader, Welcome to North Korea?
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He says his name is Julian Assange and he won't come out.
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Are you sure the Doc said take one capsule a day???
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“OK, that’s the anchor up ... now we can evade that bloody Venezuelan gunboat.”
90 minutes earlier
Hiss Crackle Pop " Houston to Moonraker, once more round the world and time for re-entry, Put your clothes on Commander Bond and Dr Goodhead,
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Crew Chief...."Did not think that was possible in zero Gravity "
Hiss Crackle Pop " Houston to Moonraker, once more round the world and time for re-entry, Put your clothes on Commander Bond and Dr Goodhead,
Now,
Crew Chief...."Did not think that was possible in zero Gravity "
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Easyjet ground staff celebrate the return of their first flight after the recent C-19 lockdown.
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The British Government’s Cabinet finally return from Isolation,