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Old 4th Apr 2020, 11:42
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Royal Air Fence
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 11:43
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Fence Lt Hoskins at work
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"I can sell the stolen aircraft on, I have a good fence", got somehow lost in translation
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 12:52
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Hoskins transmits:
"If male jockeys wear jockstraps, do the female jockeys wear fan belts?"
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 13:14
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Doris demonstrates her limpet technique for remaining permanently seated in the saddle.
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 13:27
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That the thing about Doris, she’s willing to get her leg across anything.
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 14:33
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Pegasus 451...….. Going Around, Runway blocked .
ATC ….. See that? Phew that was close, Front landing gear just cleared the fuselage, hope the mains make it OK
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 14:39
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Having won the Ryanair Hurdle at Cheltenham, Ellie was surprised to find there was only one Pilot on the way home.
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 14:43
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Just to show it was a good landing, Ellie was able to re use the horse again, whereas Uncle Hoskins could not....( use his steed..)..
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 14:56
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Instructor Hoskins congratulates Student Higginbotham for a text book landing on his solo test flight exam. "Could not have done it better myself" he said.
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Old 4th Apr 2020, 21:32
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Pony and Trap landing.......
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Old 5th Apr 2020, 09:20
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Rider screems 'whoa, Whoa, WHOAAAA'
Horse replies 'No way, have you seen that field mouse? '
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Old 5th Apr 2020, 09:42
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Penelope has named her new horse "Ejection Seat."

This is because you get a lot of bang for your buck.
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Old 5th Apr 2020, 12:03
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Interviewer....Tell me Miss Minnie Burner, why did you call your horse Lighting? ,Is it because he is so fast?
Obvious innit....Can't stay airborne very long

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Old 5th Apr 2020, 13:09
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Lady Driver. Park and walk to the airfield.
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Old 5th Apr 2020, 18:36
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Get out of the way, I have to put out the picnickers BBQ on the beach. Need to protect outside exercise.
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Old 5th Apr 2020, 18:57
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”I know Doris works in the tower, but why when she gets a horse between her legs does she keep calling out Runway Wet Wet Wet?”
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Old 5th Apr 2020, 20:08
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Fed up with her private messages being intercepted, The Queen has Princes Anne take it as a hard copy to her favourite Grandson, William.
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I'll judge tomorrow evening.
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Result of Grand National in doubt as Liverpool police find “suspicious link” between course designer and winning owner, J.P. McManus.
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