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Old 1st Dec 2005, 19:00
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Sank a few browns in the ARC, cadged a lift with the blue light taxi firm in the MGR. Finished off the night with CinC Home Command giving me a quick tune on the Pink Obo. Lovely girl.
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Old 1st Dec 2005, 19:02
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Two up, and bags of smoke!
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Old 1st Dec 2005, 19:39
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B2 fm GVTF @ XW H2S calib on Dudgeon LS, then ML trans to LL EP23A – 30 with 1x28lb PB Wainfleet. Then cl HL for lim aids navex to NTP ADN using Astro only. Made it +- 15secs and sel for N Team.

Weep, Beags!
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Old 1st Dec 2005, 20:19
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Ah - but LL on the MLR was for girls. Esp. EP23-31! Nearly lobbed one outside the Tain DA when still on HRS & Central instead of BOMB. Still - mucho affil after a Spade run, incl an evasive which was a deffo Delta Hotel. Waxed the Lightnings, then RTB with only Plan2 TOD gas - quickie PAR then 5 crew browns in the scruffs.


I haven't heard many "VTOing onto the MEXE" or "Tripped the lims" bona jet banter on here yet, VIFF VIFF!

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Old 1st Dec 2005, 21:17
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Finished off the night with CinC Home Command giving me a quick tune on the Pink Obo. Lovely girl.
But would/does she go "Zulu Alpha" during a three-ship?
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 00:35
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Lightbulb

You realise that you lot sound like a bunch of AAC bounders at OASC candidates mess breakfast….. jaeger jacket and brogues anybody?
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 04:09
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Put a fair wind behind the oggin dust, me hearty.
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 07:20
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Pass the slide me old SSN-19
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 09:12
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Just been ASOR'd by ScOACC during a TOO run in OTA E - RISed a Jetstream straight through my furball. W@nker!
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 13:00
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He's game for inflating his oppo, but his address is BFPO Narnia.
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 14:30
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I’ll do the 700, you head out, do the walkround & flash it up. I’ll be out in 10 with a couple of Baldricks from Brigade, whiz them out to the area low-level, show them where we’ll engage 3rd Shock Army’s finest, run back, minitans let-down into the bug out area, sim one-donk back in, shake up the crash-crew, home for tops-off at the Flight Safety Meeting. You then go domestic, RV in the Mess at beer o’clock in your drinking trousers.

edited to add

And don't bring the frau.

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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 14:32
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Smart acquisition.
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 14:36
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Sorry Chaps, that was my TU-16.
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 15:32
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"Ten-Four Big Daddy."

Oops, that wasn't my day job.....
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 15:53
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Overarching Management Solution?
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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 16:01
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LEAN.

Anyone? At the back? Hmmm?

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Old 2nd Dec 2005, 17:02
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Ras'd a few solids, gave the MOPS and beano.....pressed. Jazzed the cans for a Frank Sinatra with some mud pukes. Stimp boy was on tit 13....clara all day, but Freddie had his hands in the racasan. Dropped a cog and gave it 'andful.......bit of an arse raping although we were touching cloth at one stage. Ganned Hame, fed the pigs. Sweet work.

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Old 3rd Dec 2005, 07:33
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Got a shake at o'dark thirty, stopped at the gadaffi for a goffa on the way to the ACRB and had a plate of train smash before ripple brief. Double-bubble CASEX with SOBS, 30 LOFARs and an EVT on the side. RTB'd for a high drink halfway through from 5 spot as the stovie W#nkers kept us out of shol for a DL. Told by little F to pick up the sky pilot for a BISHTAX instead of carrying on with the JEZ. Dropped him off with the seppos, headed back at maxy chat and charlied at MLA in time for standeasy.

And the scary thing is I didn't need jackspeak...

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Old 3rd Dec 2005, 09:13
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And you lot have the cheek to chastise people on this forum for spelling mistakes, bad grammar, not using Queen's English and god forbid....yoof speak!
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Old 3rd Dec 2005, 14:18
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saw the SWO threw one up by mistake, he got the jist and sent me to the scribblies in PSF at SHQ, to get a one way from OCA, now on a Fizzer, OCENG found out , he told the JENGO, now doing jankers for the Jolly jape pulled. Now i strap all the growbags in and do all the AFBF's cause the Floppy Sausage has got in on the act and told my Sneck to keep my busy, No going down to the colonel tonight to check out all the blart. no my lomg gongs gone for a burton.
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