Favourite Military Banter/Phrases
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"In the overhead, with Dunlops dangling"
"t*ts up, on sticks, in the shed"
"3 man, 3 fan, all aloominum persuit ship"
"Silk retarded meat bombs"
"Don't call me 'Sir', I work for a living"
"Exocet - you can see him coming and there's nothing you can do about it"
"No f*ckin use Sir, f*ckin f*ckers f*cked!"
"Uh-oh, social hand grenade has turned up, time to pull the yellow and black..."
Generally said from one squadron to another when an aircraft goes U/S during taxi and returns to the stand:
"You gonna launch that, or are you just taking it for a walk?"
"t*ts up, on sticks, in the shed"
"3 man, 3 fan, all aloominum persuit ship"
"Silk retarded meat bombs"
"Don't call me 'Sir', I work for a living"
"Exocet - you can see him coming and there's nothing you can do about it"
"No f*ckin use Sir, f*ckin f*ckers f*cked!"
"Uh-oh, social hand grenade has turned up, time to pull the yellow and black..."
Generally said from one squadron to another when an aircraft goes U/S during taxi and returns to the stand:
"You gonna launch that, or are you just taking it for a walk?"
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Still mutter as I get up off the porcelain - " there goes the Air Force Board to the sea-side"!
Someone set fire to her face and put it out with a frying pan.
About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit/turd in a swimming pool.
2 more brain cells and he'd be a plant.
As sharp as the leading edge of a fog-bank.
Bloke nicknamed 'Leatherman' - he was a Complete Tool
Nickname 'CSAS' - Everyone knew something about him but no-one knew the full story.
Someone set fire to her face and put it out with a frying pan.
About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit/turd in a swimming pool.
2 more brain cells and he'd be a plant.
As sharp as the leading edge of a fog-bank.
Bloke nicknamed 'Leatherman' - he was a Complete Tool
Nickname 'CSAS' - Everyone knew something about him but no-one knew the full story.
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: SW England
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Sweating like a paedophile in a playground.
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Sweating like a Mississippi ni@@er in a white rape trial.
Oh forgot...
Whose round, I'm Bingo Beer.
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Sweating like a Mississippi ni@@er in a white rape trial.
Oh forgot...
Whose round, I'm Bingo Beer.
He/she's a REESTY b@st@@d.
Just went for a BIMBLE down to the bar.
Use either in civvy st and people look at you like you're a real NATO POTATO
My personal favourite was always FAT TECHIE B@ST@@D which was well understood by service and civilian alike.
Just went for a BIMBLE down to the bar.
Use either in civvy st and people look at you like you're a real NATO POTATO
My personal favourite was always FAT TECHIE B@ST@@D which was well understood by service and civilian alike.
Thought police antagonist
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Forgot to add " He's a Military Cabbage !"---met a fair few as well !
Loud yorkshire apprentice to scouse apprentice with pretensions and incipient moustache, "Just 'cos you've got hair round your mouth there's no need to talk like a c**t!"
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"If brains were dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose"
"The only way to get a drink out of Bloggs is to stick your finger down his throat"
"The only way to get a drink out of Bloggs is to stick your finger down his throat"