Still mutter as I get up off the porcelain - " there goes the Air Force Board to the sea-side"!
Someone set fire to her face and put it out with a frying pan.
About as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit/turd in a swimming pool.
2 more brain cells and he'd be a plant.
As sharp as the leading edge of a fog-bank.
Bloke nicknamed 'Leatherman' - he was a Complete Tool
Nickname 'CSAS' - Everyone knew something about him but no-one knew the full story.