Caption competition

[pasta]

"Peekaboo!"

[Hempy]

ATIS: Wind: 140/05, Temp: 20, QNH: 1020, Rmks: RWY WET.

edit: Beaten by Jim!

[Hempy]

'Oi, Sir, I think I've landed a Swordfish!'

'Learn your recognition boy, that's a Barracuda".

[ShyTorque]

"Far Canal!"

[Buster Hyman]

Jesus Sully, would you give it a rest! It's bad enough that they've made a movie let alone you recreating it every god damn time you fly!!!

[CoffmanStarter]

Yep ... That's literally going to take gallons of PX-24 to sort this mess out

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Bloggs, they're called "Float Planes" for a reason.

[squeaker]

Its not a Fireman you need, mate, you want a Frogman

[Danny42C]

"Well, Hoskins, at least you won't need to wash it again this month !"

[Danny42C]

"Where's your Instructor, Hoskins ?"................"Dunno, Sir"..........................

"GLUG GLUG, GLUG GLUG, GLUG GLUG !"

[jim's brother]

"I hear what you say, but Red Two understood what I meant when I briefed a stream take-off."

[jim's brother]

"The British Waterways bloke says we exceeded the speed limit, we're moored on the wrong side of the canal, and we haven't a Waterways Licence. I'm distraught."

[Danny42C]

"We could say that we had a Flying Fish strike ?"

[NutLoose]

It was then he realised how low the kipper fleets capability had sunk

[Wensleydale]

At his first attempt at formation flying, Johnny had misunderstood the concept of a stream take-off.

[Wensleydale]

"Clear Land - one under".

[Wensleydale]

...and then we follow the checklist for a wet start.

[Danny42C]

"Bit slow on the round-out again, Hoskins !"

[Wensleydale]

"Wrong splash target, Hoskins".

[ValMORNA]

"Excuse me for barge-ing in."