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Old 10th Jul 2016, 17:32
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"Runway very wet. Braking action poor !"

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Old 10th Jul 2016, 18:24
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Mum, great news, after today's lesson my instructor thinks I have a real future with the Fleet Air Arm !
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 18:31
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Well boss the good news is that despite the fact I shat my pants, there won't be a stain on the seat......
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 20:54
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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The Spring thaw came early this year
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 21:47
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 21:47
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"Never mind, it's not made of sugar!"
 
Old 10th Jul 2016, 22:11
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"We're ready for push-back, Chief."
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 22:58
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I'm afraid your excuse just doesn't hold water, Bloggs.
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Old 10th Jul 2016, 23:30
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The MI-6 Pilot mistook the Canal de Aire for a the pre-briefed Roadway on the far side of the Hedge.
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 00:08
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Well...ummm...we were looking for Pokemons and....
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 00:45
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Sully!....FFS!!....Every time now??
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 00:47
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Bloggs, that level you were cleared to? I'm pretty sure it wasn't water level!
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 04:45
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Sully!....FFS!!....Every time now??
No prizes for second...
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 08:15
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We're calling it the Spruce Gosling.
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 09:15
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"The Boss isn't going to like this, Hoskins !"
 
Old 11th Jul 2016, 09:30
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"And you say this has only been happening since you put lights on that row of buoys?"
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 09:45
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"They've thrown me in at the Deep End, Sir !"
 
Old 11th Jul 2016, 10:51
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The insurance claim starts with:


'and then my wife discovered that the aircraft did not have a toilet...'
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Old 11th Jul 2016, 10:56
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"No, I didn't do it, Sir ! - it just sank at its moorings"
 
Old 11th Jul 2016, 12:30
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I suspect this one's just about drained - I'll pull the plug on it and announce a winner later this afternoon, so you still have a bit of time for those last wee witticisms
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