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"Jim, Mr Scott was only following your orders when you told him to beam up some more pussy, unfortunately a transporter malfunction means they have arrived all dead."
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"Jim, you and Mr Scott may find them soft and fluffy, but I find nothing endearing about Klingon scrotums"
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Captain, you won't discover this for another 40 years, but eventually, you will be famous for wearing a toupee. Mr Scott here has some samples for you to try.
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"They're furry oyster's Jim, a delicacy in this quadrant, Ensign Coffman picked them up on his last visit to the Blue Oyster Bar..."
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"Toupee or not Toupee, that is the question"
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"I said we need some Kimwipe not quimwipes"
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We have entered a time warp captain....the costume department have sent in the sample wigs for Patrick Stewart and the series has not even been commissioned yet!
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"Cap'n, she's canna take it....she's gonna blow!"
"Scottie, you mean the main reactor?"
"No, Cap'n......I mean the candy floss machine!"
"Scottie, you mean the main reactor?"
"No, Cap'n......I mean the candy floss machine!"