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Old 19th Feb 2017, 12:49
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 15:25
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"...and I'll continue wearing this until you desist from eating Brussels Sprouts for supper every evening Mavis!"
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 15:33
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Keep me covered, I'm going in.
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 18:02
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"Confess now, Algernon! You did this just to get on CapCom, didn't you?"
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 20:42
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Unbeknownst to the others in the room, with judicious use of compressed air, a broomstick, and some bent coat hangers, Jack had been out of the suit and down the pub for the past hour.
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Old 19th Feb 2017, 21:18
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When I said that the hotel was a bit of a dive...
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 00:16
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Harry Houdini finally found something he couldn't escape from.......... Marriage.
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 06:16
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No! I did not say that the RAF needed more Divers' City.
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 11:21
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"Well, at least he's taken his boots off - I'll give him that !"
 
Old 20th Feb 2017, 11:58
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Early press shot for 'Top Gear' clearly shows the Stig was in from the beginning!
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 12:03
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"I asked him to take precautions - but I didn't think he'd go this far !"
 
Old 20th Feb 2017, 12:16
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Don't these people know who I am???
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 13:21
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The loss of the SS Titanic launched a new theme for interior decor.
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 14:23
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Do I plug it in or does it take batteries?
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 16:49
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unwanted interjection removed by Author

Last edited by MPN11; 22nd Feb 2017 at 07:46.
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 17:04
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She was beginning to suspect that he'd used someone else's photograph for his Tinder profile...
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 17:11
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Cyril had always struggled with the concept of metaphors; Gertrude was merely relieved that she hadn't predicted a baptism of fire.
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"Well, my mother told me I should always wear protection"
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Old 20th Feb 2017, 22:18
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I think something went wrong whilst transposing the new bone dome design from Imperial to metric
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"Ello darling, fancy a shag?"*


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