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Old 12th Mar 2015, 01:21
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Interesting take on "Plough the field" there Hoskins.
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Blue/green colour blindness test in its infancy
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 08:25
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first stagger wing try to work out what was so wrong with their build plans that the fitters managed to assemble it wrongly
Now you've gone and done it - Someone's just landed a Staggerwing wheels up!

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Sad Wheels Up
Video on our news last night and tonight of a very pretty Beech Staggerwing doing a wheels up in the grass at Abbotsford, (BC.) after U/c failure.
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"Are you sure we need chocks?"
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FAA Drop Test in Australia
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 08:46
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"Oooh, you do love a good scratch on the belly now don't you ... don't you ... now there's a good boy ..."
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"There's your problem."
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 09:46
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now there's a coincidence for you, the met man, only this morning , giving us the drum on inversions
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 11:23
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A rare shot of the Dyslexic Ivory Poachers of the Savannah as they pore over the carcass of a Martinsyde G100.
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Are you sure we had to do this to find your contact lens?

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Old 12th Mar 2015, 12:04
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Hang on, let's run through this again.....Tab A to Slot B.....Fold along.......
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"Hang on, there are a pair of legs still attached to the rudder pedals, and one sock has the name Bader sown into it, who is he??"
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 12:12
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"One day Bert, they will invent a pump to transfer fuel back into the top wing tanks"
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 12:56
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"Well, Scruggs, I did say that buying an aeroplane from Ikea might not be a good idea".
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 13:43
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Chaps,

65 submissions so far and going like hot cakes ! Must leave it running till it tails off a bit. Carry on !

(Judging this is going to be )

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Nice landing Sir and welcome to Australia.
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"How many times do I have to tell you Bloggs...it is an aeroplane. A plane is something that you run along a surface to keep it smooth."


"Hang on, though!!"
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 17:36
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The scene:

A small boy is sitting on his grandfather's knee holding the picture.

The Caption:

So Mummsie says this is why your knickname in the Airforce was "oop-see-daisie"

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Old 12th Mar 2015, 21:00
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TIGER TIGER

on what wings dare he aspire?
what immortal hand or eye
could frame (or fcuk)
your fearful symmetry?

(apols to Wm Blake)


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65 submissions so far and going like hot cakes !
Danny, there's got to be the odd witty waspish woman who can aspire, shirley?
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 21:08
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Maint Log T8257: Gimbal needs alignment.
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