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Old 13th Mar 2015, 22:43
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So there I was strapped in, up he comes and zzzzzzzzzzzzz shaves off half of my hairline
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Old 13th Mar 2015, 22:47
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Hmmmmmmmmm throttle box..... eek, eek, eek, eek, eek
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 00:51
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"Well, I thought it was a lamp-post in here".

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Old 14th Mar 2015, 01:07
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Bloggs, when I asked you to Vet the new pilots, I didn't mean for you to get them from one!
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 06:01
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I've had my suspicions about you for a while Walkovski. Polish Air Force my arse! I don't think you're even a real pilot. Quick now, tell me what's written on this glove!
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 07:52
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 07:54
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"I was commissioned, from the RAF Police."

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Old 14th Mar 2015, 10:01
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OK Pal you lucky chappie, you sniffed that one out by a whisky, let's see if you can bounce Sprat next time and win a lot.

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Old 14th Mar 2015, 10:08
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"...and what's the difference between the co-pilot and a dog? The dog doesn't spend all night trying to pull the co-pilot"!
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 10:10
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"...and the difference between a dog and the wife? Lock them both in the boot of your estate car for four hours and then see which of them is really pleased to see you when you return"!
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 11:29
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Laika's career hinged on a successful first solo.
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 11:46
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Well Cadet, I think the boffins may have discovered why you are having such difficulty manipulating the controls. You see this thing on my hand. Apparently it's called an "opposable thumb".
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 16:02
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Listen Rover, the next time we fly together you must really refrain from mounting my leg.
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 16:43
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Well rover now you've won the obedience class at Crufts the red arrows are bound to take you on.
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 18:18
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How did it go down the range Rover?
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 18:21
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I said you land Rover
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 18:24
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Yah yah yah, explain all you want pilot officer the truth is I was sniffing your ass during the whole dog fight !
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 18:25
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I guess you are right Pilot Officer, my roll over and play dead act didn't work....
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 18:27
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"Well, I said I wouldn't believe it until I saw it, but it's true, a career in the Services has indeed gone to the dogs"
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Old 14th Mar 2015, 18:29
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