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Old 13th May 2011, 15:28
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Naaaaafiiii Waaaaagoonnnnnnnnnnnnnn...........................





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Old 13th May 2011, 16:43
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"Bail out! Bail out! The driver farted! The driver farted!"
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Old 13th May 2011, 18:51
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Really Sir....all I tried to do was call the Troops to Attention!
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Old 13th May 2011, 18:59
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Ministry of Defence Press Release
Thanks to British Health & Safety Regulations, the Afghan Army must now conduct a full Environmental Impact Survey before firing each tank round. Here the team is seen deploying for action! The Taliban have agreed to come back next week to be shot at if the Survey clears the action.
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Old 13th May 2011, 20:08
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The cloaking device fitted to the newest stealth Bailey Bridge was proving to be highly effective.
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Old 14th May 2011, 00:52
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Bandana's: $100
New uniforms: $50,000
Advanced combat training: $1,400,000
T-90 Tanks: $4,500,00
Reaction when a pretty camel walks past: Priceless!
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Old 14th May 2011, 06:04
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"Ooh I saw it first, SHOTGUN on the JPA terminal!!"
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Old 14th May 2011, 21:21
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Geronimoooooooooooo!!!!
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Old 14th May 2011, 23:47
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Incoming................ Jeez, you would think the guy could get a ball on the green!


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Old 14th May 2011, 23:53
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Italian Tank Crew find spider in turret.
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Old 15th May 2011, 07:34
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Italian Tank Crew find a tank with a forward gear.
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Old 15th May 2011, 07:50
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Italian tank crew find picture of Amy Winehouse.
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Old 15th May 2011, 09:34
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Man at the back......... "ok which one of you barstewards glued my gloves to the barrel?"
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Old 15th May 2011, 09:41
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Nutloose refused to take a drop at 18 and engaged his caddies to "find that F*#@%n ball!"
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Old 16th May 2011, 00:28
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Bin Laden's body guards rush back to his compound to tell him what a fun two weeks they've just had playing with the Pakistani Army's new tanks....
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Old 16th May 2011, 12:08
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Lieutenant Strauss-Kahn was not one of the more popular tank commanders.
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Old 16th May 2011, 12:31
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At the cry of "Mine!"....the competitive nature of the Iraqi Republican Guards training led to unanticipated results.
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Old 16th May 2011, 13:26
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The organisers were confident that the minor changes required to the 400 metre hurdles to accommodate new security measures for the 2012 Olympics would not be noticed by the general public
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Old 16th May 2011, 21:32
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Following the removal from service of their old guns and carriages, the lads leapt forward with enthusiasm using 'whatever they could find' for the traditional reds versus blues dismantle, carry and rebuild race at the Edinburgh Tattoo.
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Old 17th May 2011, 00:34
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The lads of the Iranian army always fought over who got to ride the stealth camels.
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