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Old 21st Apr 2011, 13:03
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Yet another attempt to make the army more "media-friendly" failed. The savings in bullets were more than made up by the increased make-up costs.
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Old 21st Apr 2011, 14:37
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German riot police are utterly dumbfounded that the UK MOD took at face value the proposal from the "Creative Design in Defence Technology" course at Buckinghamshire New University.
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Old 21st Apr 2011, 15:32
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Big Jessie:"....err...you guys hold on, I'll go get back up!"

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Prince Harry's latest disguise fooled nobody...except this guy.
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Old 21st Apr 2011, 17:02
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MoD trying out its new "Shock and Awe" tactics.
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Old 21st Apr 2011, 18:48
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MOD Spending cuts now extend to personal weapons and camouflage paint.
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Old 21st Apr 2011, 22:24
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Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse would come to regret her attempt to gatecrash the royal wedding.
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Old 21st Apr 2011, 23:26
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There's always some clown who pushes the limits for 'Dress-down Friday' at the Bundestag.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 00:46
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Britains contribution to NATO was beyond a joke since the budget cuts kicked in.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 04:57
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Bloke in the middle is thinking:

"That's not funny !!"
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 09:08
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And on tonights news we bring details of a mass disturbance at Clowntanamo Bay.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 09:30
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Phobia Recognition Training For Dummies:

Which one of these riot cops appears to suffer both the affects of accute Coulrophobia and Hoplophobia A,B or C?
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 09:38
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Big Jessie: "Take cover! He's got more than 100ml!!!!"
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 11:30
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Kate Middleton's going-away outfit surprised everyone.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 11:36
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Even the BBC security guards were surprised by Anne Robinsons latest facelift.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 12:38
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The dangers of operating with his visor up became all too apparent...........
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 13:04
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Algie's ruse to smuggle booze past security into the school summer camp was working a treat.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 14:50
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None of the guards knew what to do when a member of the SAS's crack Circus Infiltration Unit turned up with his water pistol & bucket of Glitter.
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Old 22nd Apr 2011, 18:42
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Cpl Prune was beginning to think no one else had got the "Come to work dressed as your boss" memo...

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Is that your truncheon in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?
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Leo Sayers breakdown echoed Adam Ants.
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