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"Vladimir Putin, this is your life"
You see this book of mine, Grandfather Frost? Yes, that is your name right there. No need to look so shocked. Just remember, it is I who decides who is naughty or nice in this country.
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"I suggest we send our agents on a "brass rubbing " tour of Yorkshire...just here.. York Minster....there s also nothing of any real military significance in the area anymore so that should provide good enough subterfuge"
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"So this is my KGB file? yes it's true, even when the wall was up I used to sneak out once a year"
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"And as you can see we have cut out the pages so you can carry your pistol with you"
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"And this is your present to Mrs May, it's a book called British Carrier aircraft of the 21st Century"
"But there are no pages in it"
"Exactly"
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"But there are no pages in it"
"Exactly"
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Avoid imitations
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"Right, here's the Novichocolates - this time don't get caught!"
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"This is my Christmas list Santa and if I don't get what's on it, I'll tell you now, you think the pole is cold, well you will think it's Barbados compared to Siberia"
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"It's my wish list, please stop referring to it as my hit list"
"Mr Putin, I am wearing an exact copy of the uniform troops wear when guarding Buckingham Palace - see, I have recent photos from London to show that men dressed like me are everywhere."
Gnome de PPRuNe
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Putin: It wasne me and I wasne there.
Santa: Oh really?
Santa: Oh really?
That's right Santa keep smiling and nodding for the camera's........or else !
See the picture of your head elf, Alabaster Snowball after the GRU took care of him ? Well that is what is going to happen to you if I am disappointed Christmas day !