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Old 7th Dec 2018, 17:30
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Mrs Claus welcomes her husband back on the 26th Dec with those 3 words all men hear..... 'where you been!'
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Old 7th Dec 2018, 18:04
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We could have flown with a decent airline, if you weren’t so tight-fisted.
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Old 7th Dec 2018, 20:03
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Judging time, all of you are on the naughty list except for

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Originally Posted by Burnt Fishtrousers
"We need to move with the times Dear, UPS have them so do Fedex...gone are the days where we could just rock up to the roof of every child's house, in the sleigh and deliver to the entire globe in 24 hours
we need infrastructure ,warehousing , local distribution and besides I'm getting too old for this"
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Trust you to tell that nice airman he's on the naughty list this year...
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"Well, I have never felt anything vibrate so much before, and it didn't need batteries"
I'll have one of Satan's little helpers, reindeer the DCST trophy to you Nutloose.
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Old 7th Dec 2018, 20:48
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Well thank you Dan, a surprise, I will be honoured to care for the CS Trophy for a short while and in memory of our good friends no longer here, Coff and Danny...

I am throwing this open to anyone that has won 5 times or less to put the next picture up. We have had such good results from new posters before.

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Old 7th Dec 2018, 22:22
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I don't believe I've won five times, so here you are.
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Old 7th Dec 2018, 22:24
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No prizes for "Indian" accents. Feel free to imagine that those in brown are Army.
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Old 7th Dec 2018, 23:00
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Bollywood uses a cricket metaphor to push the boundaries for the Indian remake of The Dambusters.
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 00:21
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Game being played "under Floodlights" lost something in the translation.
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 01:37
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Not to worry chaps, your barracks will be ready for you shortly....
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 01:38
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Swimming lessons will commence at 14:00
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 01:39
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i told you not to call Nutty to fix the leaking tap in the washroom !
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 01:41
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Heh Heh Heh, the Air Force’s cricket team are in for a surprise........
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 05:13
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The last time Air Force One passed through Mumbai, the locals made good use of it by draining the piss and wind.
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 07:14
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The site boss totally misread the plans for the new outdoor swimming pool.
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 07:28
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The Sri Lankan cricket board still smarting from a series loss invite England to a re match with different conditions
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Buster sobs as Nutty won again
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Army praying for rain take no chances there will be enough mud to train in
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 07:32
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Having been challenged to a race on the Thames by the Navy rowing team the Army need to get in some practice
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 07:49
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The Navy team floods the pitch so that they can bring their sub on......
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 09:19
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Guy in the turquoise shirt - "... and then the Sunderland puts down here, just so."
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 11:37
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ICC insist that match fixing is not an issue on the Sub Cotinent!
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Old 8th Dec 2018, 12:01
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I said lay it out and FIT a T-piece BEFORE turning it on.
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