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Old 13th Oct 2018, 12:30
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Upon seeing the Bus Driver's Seat.....the Helicopter Pilots discussed taking a Work Action until the Helicopter Seats could be replace with Bus Seats.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 13:09
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"I told you, this thing is like flying a double decker bus from the top deck!"
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 14:04
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Ding Ding, hold on tight
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 16:03
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Hold on Captain the stewardess says we only have enough cabbage stew for 10 passengers not the ones in the under slung load

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See what happens when we get this up to 88 MPH

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Scotty we may need to get more Dy-lithium crystals

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Having been released from the gulag the ex prisoners were delighted to be transferred to Chernobyl to work on the Power Station
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Russia unveiled the new Uber concept ...although passenger sharing was mandatory, and slight delays were inevitable.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 17:32
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Michael Ryan discovers a new route to the bottom. Low, Slow, Cheap and Nasty.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 18:34
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Come into my parlour said the spider to the fly
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 18:52
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 18:53
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Stealing from Andytug
" The automatic Non- essential bus shedding system was rather cumbersome and heavy on the A model"
The B model had a Mini bus.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 18:55
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 20:26
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( Could someone tell me why 88 mph always features? - Thanks )
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 20:36
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The original Airbus....
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 20:39
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Look, I said we will stow the gold in the bus and drive out of Rome as returning football supporters.... incognito like, who the heck thought bringing a Helicopter wouldn't attract attention?
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 20:42
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"Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea,"
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 20:50
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And tell Sir Cliff if he stars singing "we're all going on a summer holiday" once more, I will jettison the lot of them and Una will end up buried up to her bloody Stubbs.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 21:10
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"As a proof of concept it works, but it's a pity the driver, conductor and all the passengers have to get off and walk to their destination while the bus is transported over their heads."
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 21:13
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Not a Caption: Years ago Sikorsky built the S-60, which was pretty much a CH-54 looking machine spun off from the CH-37 with the two huge Radial Engines.

They equipped the aircraft with a similar platform to that in the photo.....and put some passenger seats on the thing....in the open.

Talk about a panoramic view!

The story goes that Igor Sikorsky went along for a ride on the platform....complete with the famous Fedora Hat....and when the Crew happened to look back....Igor had unstrapped and was walking around like a tourist at Brighton Beach.

He was one of a kind!

The Fedora is still in his Office which has been preserved as it was when he was still working there.
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 22:29
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"The bean counters came up with it, they worked out we were spending a small fortune on replacement tyres for the bus annually"
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Old 13th Oct 2018, 23:24
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( Could someone tell me why 88 mph always features? - Thanks )
We're going back to the future, Marty!
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Old 14th Oct 2018, 05:54
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Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth
And danced the skies on laughter-silvered wings

My *rse.
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