Some really good captions here!
Pohm 1 in runner up with:
Pedalo number 4 was about to regret ignoring the 'come in, your time is up' call.
But
Steve the Pirate (appropriately named) clinched a great winner with:
"I said I wanted a boat, a big helmet and to be treated with respect - stupid bloody genie"
Please take the floor, Steve!!
P.s. Yes, Nutty, I'm away working again!