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Old 20th Apr 2013, 02:46
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"Half our luck Fenton to draw the two longest straws."
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 03:09
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"Bratwurst?"
"No"
"Knockwurst?"
"No"
"Extrawurst?"
"Knock it off Jones"
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 08:39
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You're worried? It's on my bloody foot!
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 08:51
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F35 you say? Effing useless I say if the bomb drops in the wrong place and doesn't even go orff when it does drop.
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 09:30
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Can't be an American bomb- their flyboys always claim a DH.
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 16:32
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Should have gone to Specsavers


(if they need to get this close AND bend down to see what it is!)
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Old 20th Apr 2013, 23:59
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I agree ! It IS perfectly sized to fit up the arse of the Supply Sargent

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Old 21st Apr 2013, 00:43
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"So why did it end up here?"

"That's obvious - bent fin, see?"
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 02:56
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"Another case of Friendly Fire I'd say Sir. Lucky there was only one bomb eh?"
"Yeah, I guess the crew of that Enola Gay realised their error & stopped the rest falling"
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 11:18
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On the plus side Hoskins, you can cancel that Doctors appointment for the ingrowing toenail.
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 16:11
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That's very odd ... My helmet seems strangely attracted to it's rear end ... Mine too Sarge ... Brace yourself lad

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Old 21st Apr 2013, 16:24
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"Pull my finger".
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 18:06
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Ok.... pending me not falling asleep on Monday evening, we will score it then, if everyone's happy

Some very good entries so far
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 18:16
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"Was the pilot perhaps a little late on the round-out Sarge?"
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 18:29
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"Well I thought it was a Jag Sarge toss bombing, but it turned out to be Sharkey in a RN Harrier Tosser Bombing"
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 18:35
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Naughty boy Nutty

Weigh Anchor !
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Old 21st Apr 2013, 23:01
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Their CO had warned them about "knee-jerk" reactions, but this time they couldn't help it!
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 07:47
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Jenkins - just move your right foot a couple feet and snuff out that fuse would you - would make me feel a lot more safer...


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Well its definitely a MK1A time delay fuze - I would say given there is about 20 feet of fuse the bomb squad has about 2 hours to sort this lot out...
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 08:23
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"Pitkin. PITKIN. How did the SF insertion trial go Pitkin?"
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Old 22nd Apr 2013, 08:46
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"What are the chances hey? It landed on both of your feet."
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