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Old 28th Feb 2013, 17:21
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Love is.......


...........difficult without genitalia
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Old 28th Feb 2013, 17:37
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Sorry to disappoint you ... I'm to have congress with a drain plunger to begin the Dalek Master Race ... We will prevail ... We will dominate ... We will exterminate ... EXTERMINATE !

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Old 28th Feb 2013, 17:46
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Well Robbie, I'll be the envy of the WI...not even Mrs Jones at Number 23 has got The Bomb.
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 08:12
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Beep Boop... Put you hands in my box and I bet you'll feel nuts.

or

Beep Boop... I'm not programmed to be a gynacologist but I'd take a look.
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 08:34
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A little self control please Robby ... I've polished your dome twice today already
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 09:22
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"Please state the nature of the Medical Emergency...WHOA! PMT...can't help,...sorry!"
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 10:53
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The new coffee machine just had to many choices for Mary...
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 11:29
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Betty was distraught, she'd forgotten the PIN number to turn Robbie on.
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 11:32
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"I'm so sorry; I really didn't mean to say "my friend Fred has hairy balls"."
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 16:26
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My name is "Robby the Robot" ... I had to change my name as "Roger the Robot" got me in so much trouble with a Naval crew
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 16:49
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I love you Robby, its your Enigma-tic smile.

I'm sorry my dear, I came over all queer and it snapped off in your bum.



Ok scoring it Saturday night if that's ok?
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Old 1st Mar 2013, 16:55
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Nutty ...

Ok scoring it Saturday night if that's ok?
We have a winner
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Old 2nd Mar 2013, 01:22
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The retro steam punk remake of Star Wars suffers from severe miscasting. I mean, Robbie the robot as Darth Vadar - they hardly look the same. Er sorry, I'll take that back...
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Old 2nd Mar 2013, 07:09
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Er.. Thanks Betsy, but this wasn't exactly what I meant when I said I wished you had a metal box..
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Old 2nd Mar 2013, 08:44
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Sorry ma'am, said the Amazon delivery guy. We were out of stock of the Personal Vibrating Massager- Deluxe Size you ordered. Note here says we've upgraded your order - no extra charge. Enjoy!
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 08:48
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No madam, I know is is 24 hours since the last caption but I have conclusive proof here that Nutloose is still hanging on by a thread
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 09:50
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Nutty ... Are you OK ? Unlike you to be late on parade ...
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 10:00
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Yeah, bad flu I can't shake, DDay +1 will score now
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 10:10
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And the belated runners up in no specific order are

AndrewMCharlton

"Her hair isn't even realistic" said the robot, disappointed at how crap his blow up doll looked.

BrickHistory

Early trials of the Stig didn't play well...

Coffman

Stop clicking your relays at me ... it's so undignified


But this weeks winner is

Steve Cox with

Betty was distraught, she'd forgotten the PIN number to turn Robbie on.

Over to you Steve
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Old 3rd Mar 2013, 12:06
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Well played Steve ... Get well soon Nutty
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