Caption competition
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Yep ... If you crank up the out power on the radar and point the dish down ... you can cook a Full English on that flat plate there ... or brainwash a Marine
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"Yes Minister, Young Wills is here in Vegas for the Symposium and there he is now"
"I say.....what kind of uniform is that?"
"Errrrr.....ahhhhhh....."Undress Pinks, Minister!"
"I say.....what kind of uniform is that?"
"Errrrr.....ahhhhhh....."Undress Pinks, Minister!"
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"So this is our Rapier missile system?"
"Err, not quite minister. See that there? That's our Rapier missile"
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"Sorry about the awful smell minister, there appears to be a couple of sacks of potatoes following us around."
"Err, not quite minister. See that there? That's our Rapier missile"
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"Sorry about the awful smell minister, there appears to be a couple of sacks of potatoes following us around."
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(From right to left):
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "R" ".
"I say old chap.... do you mean this thing here? Er....radar?"
"Well, actually, I'm not really sure......."
"GUN!"
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "R" ".
"I say old chap.... do you mean this thing here? Er....radar?"
"Well, actually, I'm not really sure......."
"GUN!"
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"Yes Minister it is indeed a very attractive Army Radar...... Harm, Alarm, even Shrike, they would all be attracted to it.."
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"Yes Minister, if you stand around the front and look at the little white light we will sterili....... Errr, sorry, i meant to say take your picture, ohh and please do ask all your collegues to pop along so we can take theirs too.
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"Yes Minister, if you stand around the front and look at the little white light we will sterili....... Errr, sorry, i meant to say take your picture, ohh and please do ask all your collegues to pop along so we can take theirs too.
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Is it a bird... Is it a plane.... No it's SuperBuster
Yes sir it is all very impressive
Yes sir if I were the Argies I would be worried as well
Yes sir guaranteed to work
(10 min later once the Minister has gone)
Wish the tw@t would have gone earlier keeping my fingers crossed behind my back, they will never be the same again
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Yes Minister, all we need now is James Bond to get a couple of those nice miniturised nukes from the North Koreans and we have a working missle system
Yes sir if I were the Argies I would be worried as well
Yes sir guaranteed to work
(10 min later once the Minister has gone)
Wish the tw@t would have gone earlier keeping my fingers crossed behind my back, they will never be the same again
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Yes Minister, all we need now is James Bond to get a couple of those nice miniturised nukes from the North Koreans and we have a working missle system
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"So this is what BAe came up with for the man portable radar system?"
Yes Minister, it says so up there on the plate"
Yes Minister, it says so up there on the plate"
No Minister, THAT is what we non army types use for target practice.
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...and once connected up to the Ministerial Dining Room, we'll be able to detect any signs of horse meat Sir.
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The Boris detector here will ensure that we have 20 minutes warning of anything he says. That should give the SAS ample time to 'infiltrate' the interview.
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The Boris detector here will ensure that we have 20 minutes warning of anything he says. That should give the SAS ample time to 'infiltrate' the interview.
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"I have a rather witty impression of Napoleon...would you like to see it?"
"No Sir, I'd rather not. And neither would my friend up there with the sniper rifle."
"No Sir, I'd rather not. And neither would my friend up there with the sniper rifle."
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"I say chaps, what's that clicking noise?"
"Pssst. quick, distract him, I think the Marines Love balls have started up again"
"It's that head unit Minister.."
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"Pssst. quick, distract him, I think the Marines Love balls have started up again"
"It's that head unit Minister.."
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