Caption competition

[airborne_artist]

"If we move Australia this far each day do you think the Navy will notice?"

[622]

Come on chaps, do try harder...that Wally chap is on here somewhere.

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

So Gentlemen we are all agreed ... both NutLoose and Buster are to be promoted this time around

[CoffmanStarter]

So the collective noun for a group of Coastal Command VSO's is ...

(1) A flock.

(2) A gaggle.

(3) A murder.

(4) A clot.

(5) Or more controversial ... A flotilla.

[CoffmanStarter]

If we all go dressed like this to next weeks 40's do ... Coffman will rumble us for sure

[Buster Hyman]

"That's it, by Jove! We've cracked the cure for airsickness!"

"Is it boredom Sir?"


"That's enough out of you Porkins."

[airborne_artist]

".. and when her nipples droop by this much I'll trade her in."

[Neptunus Rex]

"Dividers and Rule."

[Pontius Navigator]

We really need a navigator

[CoffmanStarter]

Oi Lloydy go make us Air Marshals all a cuppa there's a good chap ... you can have one too

[CoffmanStarter]

"When the Moon is in the seventh house and Jupiter aligns with Mars then peace will guide the planets and love will steer the stars" ... "This is the age of Aquarius Sir".

Medics Medics ! ... Squiffy has been using the sextant too much

[LurkerBelow]

So you can see that all the sides of an equilateral triangle are the same!

[Buster Hyman]

Nice plan Sir, but are you sure we need to send that many Bombers on the Milton Keynes mission?

[CoffmanStarter]

Bog off Lloydy this is Air Marshal stuff

[CoffmanStarter]

Is that a speck of Vegemite I see there on the fold of the map ... naughty Buster

[ShyTorque]

"It's no good, chaps. This is far too difficult for us fighter pilot types to work out. We really do need a helicopter chappie. There's only one thing for it - promote Andy Pulford to CAS!"

Fighter pilot types....."Groan!"

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"God, it's a barren featureless desert out there"*

"Um, that's the Atlantic chart Sir."





*with apologies to Messrs Curtis and Elton

[5aday]

Then I steered east for 6mins turning north for another 6, then west until I rejoined my original track. I realised much later when I ran out of fuel it turned out to be tea stain on this map. Here. See!

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"You'd think maritime nav would be easy, but after 5 sorties I hadn't found a single one of those blue lines. They booted me off to Bomber Command after that."