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Old 12th Dec 2012, 14:38
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With due apologies to Fawlty Towers ...

"I'll have the Brown Windsor soup ..."
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 16:28
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Only one thing worse than flying rubber dog $hit out of Hong Kong - and that's pushing it out.......
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 22:13
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Only 45 mins left for the results, unless we are on Jigaboo time.... Please don't be Buster...... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster..... Please don't be Buster






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Old 12th Dec 2012, 22:49
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 22:51
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Nooooooooooooo he's playing the cute doggie trick
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:07
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At least we'll get a piccy up within an hour...

Oh hang on...has the deadline passed? It's still the 12th in Hawaii isn't it?

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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:46
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Results Time

Some very clever entries this time....... all very good

Honourable mention to Buster - purely for posting a picture of a Sad looking dog - (pathetic the lengths some people have to go to though) !!!!

Top three -

Third: SteveCox with " The ground staff were relieved to see that the predicted Tsunami was a little less threatening than first thought. "

Second: Coffaman with "I knew it was a mistake to allow Boris Johnson to build an airport in the Thames Estuary"

but with bonus points for ridiculous Asian accents in the answer - the winner is:

NutLoose: With " I tell you we shold no buy cwap Russian carria, the deck no good and always under vater "

Over to you!!
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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:53
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cool.... And a suprise

Ok on to the next one.... Sorry for the size.




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Old 12th Dec 2012, 23:59
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Me on my first Fam. ride in the RAF -

where'd you get the negative?
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 00:05
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Bloggs struggled with the training syllabus; it always seemed there was a monkey on his back.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 00:23
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Flt Lt. Bloggs was in for an awful surprise when he ejected...

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RAF Tailors were meticulous in their attention to detail.

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...and so, the concept of the RIO was conceived!

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Old 13th Dec 2012, 02:45
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Comfortable neck pillows for long flights have come a long way during the past 70 years.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 02:53
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"That's a funny looking ape on the lead."

Pilot "That's not an ape, that's a monkey."

"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the monkey"

Ay Thank Yew.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 05:16
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Get this damn monkey off me back!
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 05:53
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Bloggs wondered why his air tube tasted foul & chunky...
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:04
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It was decided that stronger shirt collars would be required if the monkey-powered ejection system was used.
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:36
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Where would Sir like his banana inserted ?
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:38
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"Take up a Heading of 275" ... That's it ... I'm going single seat ... Bl**dy Navigators !
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:42
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The RAF are to re-muster Rock Apps as Co-Pilots after discovering that "excessive functional reach" has it's advantages
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Old 13th Dec 2012, 06:48
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Given the current concern over the quality of UAV Pilots ... 39 Squadron begin intensive recruit training ... yes the UAV Pilot recruit is the one tethered
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