Caption competition

[airborne_artist]

[pohm1]

Terrified of Mum's reaction, Dad scarpered pronto after he broke the prop in little Johnnie's eye...

[airborne_artist]

Less than successful trainee UAV operator tries to hide as his QFI approaches.

[Rather be Gardening]

Senior RAF engineer confirms that this aircraft is definitely fit to fly.

[pohm1]

As many predicted, the RAF's decision lower the minimum pilot recruiting age ended in tears

P1

[Level 28]

"Now I'll never get through OASC"

[Rionart]

"It's all good fun until someone loses an eye!"

[c-bert]

20 years later, Top Gun 2's budget failed to live up to that if its prequel.

[CleartoFire]

"8,9,10....coming ready or not"

[brickhistory]

And thus Frank Whittle's quest began..................

[Brian Dixon]

I have eyeball on the target.

[seekayess]

Don't look now, but that is Mom in the cock/t1t pit!!

[exscribbler]

You'll have someone's eye out with that.

[TheWizard]

"Right Johnny, now do you believe me when I tell you it is not a fan to cool your face down with?"

[ShyTorque]

The board concluded that the hi-vis vest should have been worn by the boy, not the aircraft.

[The Nr Fairy]

Miniaturisation work on the aircraft was going well. The aircrew portion of the contract was proving harder to fulfil . . .

[ACW599]

Keep 'em coming, folks. The jury is expected to announce a verdict at about 2300 on Mon 2 June . . .

[Dan Gerous]

Wee Johnny decided to get some practice in, just in case "Jim could fix it" for him to race a Tomcat along the deck of the Enterprise, using the catapult.

[Rigger1]

Even Air Cadets could see that 'Watchkeeper' was not all it was cracked up to be.

[ZH875]

On hearing how his big brother used to stop the ceiling fans at RAF Akronelli with his head, little Johnny called him a wimp and then showed how to stop a real 'fan' with his head.