So, this week's 3rd prize goes to Buster's
"...and, as I count down to three & click my fingers, you'll all wake up as Officers!"
Runner up is Rather be Gardening's
"......and that was how I finally cast that spawn of Satan, Tony Blair, into the outer darkness and took my rightful place as Prime Minister. But before my next theme: How I Saved the Free World, any questions? Anybody?"
But the man taking the trophy home this time is Fox3's
Research shows that after 10 minutes of any powerpoint lecture...
25% of you will be asleep
50% of you will have drifted off into sexual fantasy
25% of you will still be paying attention
so I'm glad 75% of you are going to enjoy it!
(To be honest, the punchline wasn't that great, but the fact he admitted to being a back row sexual fantasist made me filter 4 fl oz of coffee through my nose 
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Well done - take it away Fox3...
