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Quality submissions as usual ... keep them coming ... I will bring forward judging if we start lose thrust ...
Buster ... you inspired this from me with your last ...
In best Dalek voice "Exterminate ! Exterminate ! --- we have upgraded our Drain Plungers --- Exterminate ! Exterminate !
Coff.
Buster ... you inspired this from me with your last ...
In best Dalek voice "Exterminate ! Exterminate ! --- we have upgraded our Drain Plungers --- Exterminate ! Exterminate !
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Cap Com Winners Enclosure
Hi all ...
Thanks everyone for the spirited contributions during my first time in the Cap Com "chair"
I didn't want to suffer the ignominy of dropping off the Front Page ... so here are the winners in reverse order ...
3rd Place Buster with ...
2nd Place Nutloose with ...
1st Place Rather be Gardening with ...
Congratulations RBG and with the time honoured words ...
"You Have Control"
Kind regards ...
Coff.
Thanks everyone for the spirited contributions during my first time in the Cap Com "chair"
I didn't want to suffer the ignominy of dropping off the Front Page ... so here are the winners in reverse order ...
3rd Place Buster with ...
The Dr. realised that the Cybermen had done some significant upgrades since their last encounter...
Ok Sir, that's the helmet fitted, we just need to add the glove to monitor heart rate and perspiration, then insert the rectal probe to measure Sphincter Flutter and we are done
Yes sir, this is the third Milliband brother: Nigel. We managed to sort out the dalek voice, the persecution complex and the wild staring eyes. Problem is, if he tries to stand up unaided, he topples over
"You Have Control"
Kind regards ...
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CAS Sketches out future of the RAF in the British armed services, the Missing page 2 legend states
Brown... Transferred to the Army
Dark Blue... Transferred to The Royal Navy
Green... To remain under Army Control
Combined Brown / Dark Blue... Transferred to the all new Multi Service Army / Royal Navy rotary wing.
Combined Brown / Green... Future ground based mobile assets to come under Army Control
Brown... Transferred to the Army
Dark Blue... Transferred to The Royal Navy
Green... To remain under Army Control
Combined Brown / Dark Blue... Transferred to the all new Multi Service Army / Royal Navy rotary wing.
Combined Brown / Green... Future ground based mobile assets to come under Army Control
Dulux unvels their new "3 shades of sh1te" military range.
OR
The MOD were taking the government sponsored work experience scheme very seriously..............
OR
The MOD were taking the government sponsored work experience scheme very seriously..............
For the Queen's Platinum Jubilee, Damien Hirst is commissioned to capture the entire UK Armed Forces. The work is entitled:
"The physical impossibility of strategic thought in the mind of a modern politician."
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Fg. Off. Bloggs adopts recognised best practice when undertaking his first Tactical Brief involving multiple theater assets when briefing the Land Force Commander … that is … “pitch your brief appropriately to ensure maximum comprehension/understanding by your audience”
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"And the following graphic Minister shows how with a much larger Air Force we can manage without the Royal Navy". "The Army will be smaller than the Air Force too."
Breaking News:
The Defense Minister is not commenting on the newest addition to his office, an art work titled "Honoring our Hero's" which was purchased at his direction for 1,000,000 pounds.
The Defense Minister is not commenting on the newest addition to his office, an art work titled "Honoring our Hero's" which was purchased at his direction for 1,000,000 pounds.
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Congratulations Mr Scroggins, we have assessed your RAF evaluation test paper and i am pleased to tell you we can offer you a position in the RAF Queens Colouring Squadron as an RAF Regiment Gunner.
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Having come second yet again, Nutloose determines his future & that of his fellow, ungrateful, Prooners!
Not true, I was third the time before last, so I have moved up one place, where as you have dropped one..... Thought I could smell something..
Buster Hyman
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Having come second yet again, Nutloose determines his future & that of his fellow, ungrateful, Prooners!
Not true, I was third the time before last, so I have moved up one place, where as you have dropped one..... Thought I could smell something..
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Little Tommy was gutted when teacher told him that he would have to redo his picture, as the Pumas he had struggled to draw would soon be chopped.