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Old 9th May 2011, 16:34
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Old 9th May 2011, 18:16
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"One ping only, Vasily"
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Old 9th May 2011, 22:34
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If this was QI, the alarm bells & flashing lights would have gone on for toptobottom's
"Wear the fox hat"!!! However, it isn't so no disqualification.

Anyways...Runner up is Fox3 with:
Expecting an internet bride, Scoggins was most surprised when Pierre turned up. A warm bit of beaver with a fine mug has a completely different meaning in Canada.
But this rounds winner, right at the death, ACW with:

"One ping only, Vasily"
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Old 9th May 2011, 23:35
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Bollox........... can I borrow your Clubs?
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Old 10th May 2011, 00:52
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Cor blimey -- ta very much.

Here's one specially for BEagle...

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Old 10th May 2011, 03:00
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"The dogs name was what????"
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Old 10th May 2011, 06:38
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Why are you dressed like that holding a tin mug?
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Old 10th May 2011, 07:08
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Despite gaining her Commission, Section Officer Harvey found it hard to lose some of the habits she had gained in the WRAF, especially when it came to the post NAAFI getaway.
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Old 10th May 2011, 08:04
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One of the better 'midnight knocks' excuses herself.
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Old 10th May 2011, 08:16
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Could this become one of the most popular rounds of the competition.
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Old 10th May 2011, 08:30
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Originally Posted by ACW599
Cor blimey -- ta very much.

Here's one specially for BEagle...

Does my bum look big in this?
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Old 10th May 2011, 08:54
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Will I do WHAT? This is 1940, not 1990!
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Old 10th May 2011, 09:05
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"Hang on, I feel half naked without my lippie!"
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Old 10th May 2011, 10:14
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What do you mean, "Hold the position"?
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Old 10th May 2011, 11:18
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...and just then, the Navy SEALS burst in!
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Old 10th May 2011, 11:35
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"I must say Colin, when one said we were going to a black tie and tail do, one didn't expect this"....

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"Put that cigarette out! The mains have gone, can't you smell gas?"....
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Old 10th May 2011, 11:50
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"ohhh, you want to do it Navy style".
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Old 10th May 2011, 11:51
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'....The engine's overheating, and so am 'I'! Either we stand down, or blow up! Now which do you want?'


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'Don't you yell at me, MR Warrick!'
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Old 10th May 2011, 12:17
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Hang on Darling, I'm just logging in to Skype.
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Help yourself everybody.... there's no fighter escort!!
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