If this was QI, the alarm bells & flashing lights would have gone on for
toptobottom's
"Wear the fox hat"!!! However, it isn't so no disqualification.
Anyways...Runner up is
Fox3 with:
Expecting an internet bride, Scoggins was most surprised when Pierre turned up. A warm bit of beaver with a fine mug has a completely different meaning in Canada.
But this rounds winner, right at the death,
ACW with:
"One ping only, Vasily"