Slumming it on page two so it must be judging time;
3rd to Fox3where'smybanana with:
The Riot Squad were shocked to discover that the new Police Minister really WAS "a complete clown".
2nd to ACW599 with:
Mashed off her t*ts, Amy Winehouse would come to regret her attempt to gatecrash the royal wedding.
1st to Runaway Gun with:
"Geeeeez!! Oh it's just a clown, I thought it was a Ginger..."
Carry on!