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Old 30th Jul 2005, 21:05
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If you look closely, you'll see two bone domes.
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Old 31st Jul 2005, 02:04
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"The report on the handling trials, about to begin on the new equipment, may have to be classified Confidential."
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Old 31st Jul 2005, 06:24
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When I get my hands on the bastard who's superglued my flying suit zip closed . . .
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Old 31st Jul 2005, 08:03
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"Just taught her to fly. Now what do I do?"
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Old 31st Jul 2005, 23:10
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This demonstration illustrates quite clearly how the G suit stops blood from pooling in various parts of the body


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Old 31st Jul 2005, 23:57
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Under his helmet Cyril was fuming! How many times had he told the Wing Commander that he could borrow his bra and pants but not his good stockings?
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Old 1st Aug 2005, 00:24
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No, Officer Cadet, you can't fly my jet but if you go to 72 sqn there's a bloke who'll send you solo in a Wessex........

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Old 1st Aug 2005, 02:17
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Can't we just use a condom!
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Old 1st Aug 2005, 07:08
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So who's taking who to heaven and back ?

(Sotto voce pilot to photographer) "Do you reckon I'd get away with Flashart's "wind in your hair" gag ?
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Old 1st Aug 2005, 09:01
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Concentrate...look sharp...if you really try...you can see an airplane and pilot in the photo....really!
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Old 1st Aug 2005, 23:43
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The new female " G suit " was cheap to manufacture due to the lack of materials needed.
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Old 2nd Aug 2005, 00:42
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...but it certainly hit the spot
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Old 2nd Aug 2005, 09:43
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Yes, darling, you do look just like a real pilot. Now give me back my kit and let me get on with this sortie.
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Old 2nd Aug 2005, 21:36
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Look at the huge funbags on the front of those....................................................... ...................shins!!!
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Old 3rd Aug 2005, 16:11
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Nice Cockpit...
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Old 9th Aug 2005, 11:46
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P.O. Prune's G-suit was supposed to stop a sudden rush of blood to his lower regions.

"Has your G-suit inflated, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Old 10th Aug 2005, 11:52
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If you think she's ugly, you should see the one hiding behind the oxygen mask!!!!
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Old 10th Aug 2005, 11:57
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Three entries in the last seven days (no, that's not a caption!). Time to judge it?

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Old 11th Aug 2005, 01:13
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Three entries in the last seven days one in each hole...


...no wait a minute, that would be seven entries in three days.
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Old 12th Aug 2005, 07:18
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P.O Prune gritted his teeth, his slowly inflating erection was being constrained by his slowly inflating G-suit and he was beginning to realise that under these conditions, a stiffy was a medical impossibility.


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Can anyone think of a caption involving G-suit & G-spot, because I can't!!
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