Here we go then, 3rd place to witty Vitamin Gee with:
Algerian CAS to Procurement Minister: "When I said I wanted effin' Harriers I did not mean Farriers!"
2nd place to Buster with:
"One, two, three, four, who's a pretty boy..."
And today's chortlemeister is 622 with:
'WRAF disbandment parade...lost photo ! '