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[NutLoose]

Will someone please point out to Dean who is standing in the way, that this isn't a flipping ice skating rink and Torvil isn't coming...

Or

Ryanair after seeing how standing passengers work on buses. trial their new standing pax scheme.

or

Those in the know on the subject of blue ice from aircraft toilets were smart enough to position themselves outboard.

or

'ere whats that fluid coming off the inboard wing? it smells like sh+t and tastes like Racasan.....