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Bloggs had misinterpreted Fiona's request for a high G manoeuvre!!!!
The PPP with Ann Summers was going better than expected for CFS!!!
Bloggs checked again and could not work out why his G suit appeared to be inflating!!!
PA
The PPP with Ann Summers was going better than expected for CFS!!!
Bloggs checked again and could not work out why his G suit appeared to be inflating!!!
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.......and, after close and lengthy inspection, the Evaluation Board agreed unanimously that the new sheer 'speed-jeans' did indeed solve the problem of water retention around the ankles.
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1. Behind the smile Fiona was a little disappointed. She realised she should have been more specific when saying "You can take me to heaven and back, but only if you wear protection"
2. Bloggs was gutted. When Fiona the holding officer asked for help with her webbing, he had visions of respirator haversacks and ammo pouches, and hence offered himself up for an airtest instead.
2. Bloggs was gutted. When Fiona the holding officer asked for help with her webbing, he had visions of respirator haversacks and ammo pouches, and hence offered himself up for an airtest instead.
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"But Sir! I'm CERTAIN you said I could only fly with you if I arrived wearing a G string and vest, not a G SUIT and Mae West...! And look, I've even brought my own leg restrainers!"
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"Honest, mate. The girl in the flying suit is even more beautiful than the one on the right. I'm doing you a real favor by letting you pick her, and I wouldn't do this for everyone. I'll settle for the ugly one in the black knickers. You'll thank me later."
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Things were a little different on the line after Nigel became Nigella
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Qinetiq is renowned for the thoroughness of its testing regime. The reliability of the modified flying suit drainage system is much improved, thanks to research undertaken by Dr B J Gobbelmann (pictured right, during variability tests).
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Proof that fast jet pilots often marry good looking girls who like to show off their tits.
(Here's a right tit ...being shown off by his wife
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(Here's a right tit ...being shown off by his wife
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sorry chaps
Bloggs idly wondered if his sandwiches were on his right shin or his left.
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The models for the photoshoot for the new Manual, Donning, Flight suit took a quick break and Layer outermost struck up a friendly conversation with Layer innermost.
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The Navy display some of there smart new uniforms. On the left we see the flight suit, used primarily in an airborne environment. On the right, the new No 2 uniform designed especially for the more relaxed evenings Shipside.
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Madame Cruella had earned her reputation as one of the finest Dommes in Europe. She took great pains to perfect her special sensory devravation S+M technique.
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Bloggs wondered if the notice that 9g maneuvers were going to be practised today was genuine. He certainly wished he hadn't cinched everything up quite so tightly.
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Flt Lt Masterson was happy in the modern airforce. He knew he could never have gone flying dressed like this in those draughty old Lancasters.
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It should never have happened. The airfield should never have been infiltrated by a ... Basque terrorist
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The Wing Commander's wife remonstrated with Bloggs over the state of his shoes.
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"Give me back my black leather opera gloves this instant". barked Samantha.
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Bloggs looked closely at the front of her black thong. He could clearly see it was placarded 'No Access'
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The updated version of the famous Sussanah York scene from the Battle of Britain.
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With an eye for the old days, Bloggs wanted to keep her panties as a souvenir and use them for a scarf. Unfortunately there just wasn't enough material, so he simply wadded them up inside his oxygen mask instead.
Bloggs idly wondered if his sandwiches were on his right shin or his left.
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The models for the photoshoot for the new Manual, Donning, Flight suit took a quick break and Layer outermost struck up a friendly conversation with Layer innermost.
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The Navy display some of there smart new uniforms. On the left we see the flight suit, used primarily in an airborne environment. On the right, the new No 2 uniform designed especially for the more relaxed evenings Shipside.
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Madame Cruella had earned her reputation as one of the finest Dommes in Europe. She took great pains to perfect her special sensory devravation S+M technique.
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Bloggs wondered if the notice that 9g maneuvers were going to be practised today was genuine. He certainly wished he hadn't cinched everything up quite so tightly.
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Flt Lt Masterson was happy in the modern airforce. He knew he could never have gone flying dressed like this in those draughty old Lancasters.
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It should never have happened. The airfield should never have been infiltrated by a ... Basque terrorist
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The Wing Commander's wife remonstrated with Bloggs over the state of his shoes.
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"Give me back my black leather opera gloves this instant". barked Samantha.
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Bloggs looked closely at the front of her black thong. He could clearly see it was placarded 'No Access'
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The updated version of the famous Sussanah York scene from the Battle of Britain.
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With an eye for the old days, Bloggs wanted to keep her panties as a souvenir and use them for a scarf. Unfortunately there just wasn't enough material, so he simply wadded them up inside his oxygen mask instead.
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"Get out of the picture love - I'm trying to have my photo taken with my special bird!"
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When Blogs had been told he had been suspended from flying he thought he had to bring his own......
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The Sqn 'Dress to Kill' policy had to be changed after the introduction of female aircrew.
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I never got the boss to accept that I believed I'd talked his daughter into coming out to dispersal dressed as a squipper.
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It should have gone, "Stand by for broadcast. Any available squipper please report to dispersal to assist with a jammed zip."
adr
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