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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 12:51
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Harry and Wills latest use of a 'company car' to go water skiing come under scrutiny!
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 12:52
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Aaaaaaaooouuuuuuwerrr.... Aooouuuueeeerrrrrrr.... Dive, Dive, Dive
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 13:00
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Pontoon failure checklist!
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 13:04
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"Er, Skipper, it was the capsule that was supposed to splashdown, not us".

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"Are you sure this is the best way to do a comp wash?"

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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 13:06
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Are you sure we're on force QNH? She feels a trifle sluggish.

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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 13:08
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"Osprey this you SOB's!"



Historical Note..... in the late 60's....the USAF used to land in a lake north of Fort Sill, Oklahoma using Sikorsky H-3' Jolly Greens.....and taunted us one day. We closed hatches (Hook and Lower Ramp) and plunked down beside them in our Wokka's. Nothing more heard from the Junior Bird Men!
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 13:25
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"Oscar 177, feet wet"
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 14:27
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"The sooner these Loadies knees are fixed, and they pass the fitness tests, the better for all of us!"
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 14:38
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Fed up with all the Defence cuts, the skipper told the PM he could walk home ......
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 17:07
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"All I can say is, I hope you have learned not to scoff next time the ATIS says Runway WET WET WET and say who cares, we're in a helicopter....."
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 21:06
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Emerging from the Loch, the Commander of the RAF Investigation Committee determined that there was no definitive proof the Nessie existed.
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 21:37
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Trieste II trials...
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 21:45
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The Mk1 Ockle Cockle Wokka, so called from the sound the water makes as it seeps in and the Wokka sinks
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 22:36
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Sick & tired of Sea Shepherd, the Japanese Whalers come up with an ingenious invention. The Whale Fisher & Sushi boat cuts down on "research" time by 80%.
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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 23:42
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A new Iranian sub showing of one of it's camoflage features, con towers that look like a Ch-47 ...

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Old 23rd Feb 2010, 23:52
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Fed up with all the Defence cuts, the skipper told the PM he could walk home ......
in a supreme display of self confidence ... he did
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 06:59
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I told you there was a fuel leak!
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 07:38
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The pilot desperately tried to wash off vegetation and tree branches before returning to base
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 07:55
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"Standby for action. Dun duda dun duda dun duda dun dun da da, dun duda dun duda dun duda dun duda dun da da, STINGRAY, STINGRAY, da na na na na na. Anything can happen in the next 1/2 hour."


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"So there you go Co. You never saw it on TV, but thats how Thunderbird 2 used to pick up Thunderbird 4 in its pod after a mission"

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The Chinook force were extremely pissed off at the decision to give the Chinooks to the Navy, when the RAF was disbanded.
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Old 24th Feb 2010, 08:03
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"...and if I lower the collective just a little more..."
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