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Old 9th Mar 2010, 04:12
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New recruit Buster provides evidence that there's no connection between name and potential.
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Old 9th Mar 2010, 06:44
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...but, as we all know, it's not the potential that matters...
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Old 9th Mar 2010, 06:58
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I don't care if you think it's a new world record, put those ring donuts back on the plate and get dressed...

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Old 9th Mar 2010, 22:57
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It's been 5 days you son of a &%$#$....
Where's Ovies?
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 03:04
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Well as Ovies is still missing in action I will announce the winner

Ok D John take a bow with

Medical? No dear, this is catering..... but thanks ever so much for dropping by!

Which was along the lines of my thinking too.......

Second place and a close runner up also standing in as backup is 622

I don't care if you think it's a new world record, put those ring donuts back on the plate and get dressed...

Over to you D John

Remind me never to eat a donut in your presence
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 03:55
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Thanks NutLoose I'm speachless, but I'd just like to say.....

Here's my offering, we'll see what can be done with this one.........


At the sound of a loud bang the groundcrew reluctantly turned around.....
(I can't resist posting it with my own caption)

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Old 10th Mar 2010, 04:55
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No Ivan, I said DONT pull the choke out before you start the engine... unless you want to blow the @r$e off it.
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 05:45
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okay...start...the...conveyor...belt!!
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 07:14
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I knew these Russian aircraft were designed to be functional but I think this is a tad OTT.
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 07:20
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"Well, Bloggsie, you've got the cockpit and start checks hacked. But did you miss anything on the walkround?"
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 09:09
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Damn it Ivan, I said we shouldn't have left it at Liverpool airport overnight.
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 09:49
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Ok we've fired up the barbeque. Now how do you like your steaks, medium or extremely well done?!!
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 09:57
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Ah, that was what those leftover bolts were for, then.
You think we should tell the Colonel?
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 10:13
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"Pimp my Rideski"
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 10:19
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You thought the defence cuts were bad on this side of the iron curtian; well...
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 10:47
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Only the tail section was completed before the funding for the stealth paint dryed up...
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 11:29
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This was sadly to be Ivan, the tail gunner's last ground run.
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 11:44
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Man on the left...

"Hello? sorry your gonna have to speak up it's a bit noisey, who is it calling?

Man to his right,
"Hello, Hello, sorry I cannot hear you who is it, sorry I saw you number as a missed call, who is it calling???"
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 12:28
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After a minor last-minute funding-related design change, Andy 'Dead Dog' Green and the Bloodhound SSC team prepare for their assault on the land speed record.

I/C
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Old 10th Mar 2010, 13:48
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There had been reports of petty pilfering on the flightline.
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