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Old 15th Jan 2010, 08:03
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International Rescue's plan to launch a ski rescue service was on course, although Brains (jnr.) was a liitle disappointed with the initial performance trials of Thunderbird 7
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 08:11
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Trials of the FRES vehicle, one man, air-portable, were looking good until the customer pointed out that there was no stowage space for the driver's football.
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 08:17
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Doubts arose over the 'wow-factor' achieved by the latest plan to cut down on the budget for The Reds.
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 08:34
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Tristan pondered on his stepmother's motives as she told him to "Go outside and play with the traffic!"
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 08:55
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JATO for beginners.
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 12:09
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Daddy, why can't I just wait for the school buses to start running again, like all the other kids?
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 14:31
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Mum felt Uncle Blogg's gift of "The Life of Frank Whittle" may have been too much influence in young Malcolm's thoughts for his Kindergarten class project.
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 15:14
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Little Johnny launched his new snow clearing service:
"No driveway too big, results guaranteed! Just $10 labour, plus $220 for Jet-A1... "
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Old 15th Jan 2010, 19:35
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Andy Green was not happy that due to the latest financial cuts, the latest version of Thrust SSC had to be made on a budget.
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Old 16th Jan 2010, 03:04
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"I'm Mr. Plow,
That's my name,
That name again,
Is Mr. Plow"
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 06:31
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And the winner is...



Runner Up prize goes to: Longhitter with
"Doubts arose over the 'wow-factor' achieved by the latest plan to cut down on the budget for The Reds."

But the winner with an even more Winter Topical theme, is Siggie:
"The Rocket Scooter 2010 GTI comes complete with a pass to the nearest RAF airfield, directions to the runway threshold and a bucket of Urea."
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 07:11
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Thanks RG,

Here you go ladies and gents

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Old 17th Jan 2010, 07:20
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The new BAe built simulator still managed a £23 million over-run expense...
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 07:57
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Wills: "Splendid! So when do I get to rescue people off a real Christmas pudding?"
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 10:18
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Ah! We seem to have caught the Rotorheads Moderators on a break...
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 11:29
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MEMO

Gordon,

Found a novel solution to our Helicopter shortage, choppers for everyone, huzzah.

Bob.
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 12:21
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The rotary wing aptitude tests were adjusted for the Windsor brothers......
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 12:25
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Pilots without Nav's training device implemented at Shrewsbury without fanfare.
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 17:58
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The special training device for all fighter sprogs: They can't get lost, even if they try!
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Old 17th Jan 2010, 18:51
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The rotary wing aptitude tests were adjusted for the Windsor brothers......
That made me laugh


When Frank asked members of the public to help develop the R11 prototype, "the people's helicopter", they hadn't realised it would be 50p a go
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