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Old 7th Jan 2010, 04:16
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"Would the passengers disembarking overhead Majorca proceed to the forward door now, Ryanair would like to thank you for flying with us today. Those passengers flying onward to Ebiza, please remain seated."

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Old 7th Jan 2010, 08:02
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KFC Bagram Drive Through Approach : "you are No.2 to a USAF C130J on short final , continue approach for snatch and go ... would you like fries with your order ?"
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Old 7th Jan 2010, 15:59
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Wait until the Dreamliner " Passenger windows on the 787 are the largest windows on any commercial airplane today" team... doooh! get a load of this, Patio doors and an optional canopy that'll show em they cannot mess with Airbus......

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Old 7th Jan 2010, 17:17
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The new canard design had its drawbacks.
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Old 7th Jan 2010, 21:50
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Jesus, were you the last one on board?
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Old 7th Jan 2010, 23:10
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Rarely seen image from the great Reindeer strike of December 1975.
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Old 8th Jan 2010, 07:15
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"Pilot to loadmaster: I don't care how you assisted during landings in your previous career on SH, just shut the f***ing door and strap back in!"
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Old 8th Jan 2010, 11:34
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Kind Gordon Brown made sure his friends Hewitt and Hoon had the seats next to the door on the airborne 'MPs' Awayday'.........
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Old 8th Jan 2010, 12:41
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Crew select Emergency Ram Air as Prescott farts on BlairForceOne...
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 07:40
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S-76Heavy,

As an ex-Puma man myself I couldn't resist this:

"Pilot to loadmaster: I don't care how you assisted during landings in your previous career on SH, just shut the f***ing door and strap back in!"
Please carry on - your call!
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 08:45
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As a matter of fact Captain Abdul, I was born in a tent. Why do you ask?
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 10:45
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Thank you Shytorque, very honoured to have a go.



No obvious link with aviation, but extra points for making them up.
Aiming to judge by Thursday, work permitting.

regards, S76Heavy
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 14:52
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When I said "our new APCs have to be air-transportable" I didn't mean "by a Cessna"...
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 15:13
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When they said they were giving us 'Smart' weapons, I didn't think they meant.........
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 15:57
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After much public criticism, MOD finds replacement for Snatch Landrover.
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 16:51
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"I say Bloggs....where is the other car painted in the Urban Camo pattern...did you not park it here somewhere?"
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 18:55
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"What the hell did you do the comp wash with, Hoskins?"
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 19:22
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..so the theory is, if they can't see me, they can't give me a ticket!
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 20:29
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OK...Who put the Hummer into the extra hot car wash?
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Old 11th Jan 2010, 20:54
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*NEWSFLASH!* Smartest thing in the Army revealed!
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