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Evertonian
"...awarded for maintaining his Squirrel grip whilst under enemy fire..."
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As unlikely as it seems, medals are now awarded to the soldiers that best defend their nuts.
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As unlikely as it seems, medals are now awarded to the soldiers that best defend their nuts.
Everything was going swimmingly until someone asked about the ammo. Only then did people realise a squirrel carrying magazines full of NATO standard 5.56 wasn't going to work.
When challenged on the morals of deploying a protected species in combat a MoD spokesoperative had no quarms, adding that while Animal Rights might see red, this was in fact a grey area.