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Captain Prune's dissatisfaction with the quality of in-flight catering had reached epic proportions.
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After his last encounter with the security staff in Terminal Five, Captain Prune resolved to take drastic action.
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After his last encounter with the security staff in Terminal Five, Captain Prune resolved to take drastic action.
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Oi LiquiBiz, (http://http://www.liquibiz.com/list/e13979/cta/1.html), you can have my trophy when you prise it from my cold, dead hands!
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Capt P Prune could spot (and take down) an unruly pax from 2000m.........
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" Its a case of cockpit gradient young Murphy, put simply I am the Captain I have a bigger gun than you......"
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" Its a case of cockpit gradient young Murphy, put simply I am the Captain I have a bigger gun than you......"
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No, you're right... it can go, it doesn't say anything about "magazine racks" being prohibited...
....but I'll have to confiscate that bottle of milk.
....but I'll have to confiscate that bottle of milk.
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When the new and very attractive cabin crew whispered in his ear to 'bring protection for their next overnight sector', I don't think Capt. P. Prune had his mind fully on the subject.
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Roger Vector ...was a little naive perhaps but nonetheless extremely enthusiastic as he left home for his first day on the job as a cunningly disguised Sky Marshall.....