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Old 5th Mar 2009, 07:09
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As part of the government's green initiative, the Car Wash enforcement squad was getting serious.

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Old 5th Mar 2009, 10:34
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"Oh, Flak jackets?....Sorry."
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Old 5th Mar 2009, 11:51
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The Government thought they were on to a good deal. With the impending retirement of the Space Shuttle, they bought up all the supply of tiles, reasoning that if they could keep the Shuttle cool on re-entry, they should keep the troops cool in the desert.
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Old 5th Mar 2009, 20:34
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Anyone smell eggs?
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Old 6th Mar 2009, 00:47
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That's not the kind of ticker tape parade I had in mind, chaps.
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Things on "Sesame Street" have gotten completely out of hand.
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 07:11
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Note to QuarterMaster:

Next time you need to provide white combat boots for troops posted to polar regions...
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 09:37
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The winners of the Aldershot District Car Parkathon had to keep the Traffic Wardens at bay.
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 12:18
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After years of fruitless searching for the elusive Yeti, the truth was a let-down.
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 13:05
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"Me too girlfriend. This cold dry weather makes my skin go oh-so flakey."
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 14:27
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to announce the winner as:

The Wombles had finally had enough of litterbugs on Wimbledon Common.
FinelyChopped (quite approriately!) it's over to you.
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 16:43
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Right-ho,
Try this:



Judging on Sunday 15th March.
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 17:36
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Like another beer?
No thanks, the line for the john is way too long...
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 18:04
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The new Hercules Taxi service ensured the punters could get both in and out of RIAT 2010, avoiding the muddy car parks...
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 19:32
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Goddam - if only we'd thought of the topless loadie
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 20:50
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When the Lyneham fog lifted the MOD plod found out where the loadies got their extra cash from.
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 23:31
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Those Jet Jockeys don't know what they're missin'....
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Old 7th Mar 2009, 23:42
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"Great to see after almost 42 years service of the Hercules the loadies are still sitting on their ar***"
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Old 8th Mar 2009, 10:36
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Three fine specimens to be found on Compare-The-Meercat.com
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Lots of shoppers, but not many buyers at Barry's pre-owned Hercules lot...
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