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Old 10th Feb 2009, 18:52
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Finally, after the story broke in an Aussie paper, the original Windsor deployment to Afghanistan is revealed and the Queen Mum's funeral is finally exposed as an elaborate sham.
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 18:54
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" Come on - cap badge over the left eye. What do you think you are, a bloomin rock ape ! "

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It may have seemed like a good idea at the time, but offering retention bonuses hadn't quite worked as hoped.
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 18:56
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The latest enemy to emerge from The War on Terror......... the Trannygran.
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 18:56
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Ooooh Betty.....
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 19:55
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Stuff the caption comp! I`m beating the Eyeties to it - Don~t shoot I surrender!!!
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 20:25
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"Ooh, bl**dy recoil...I just trapped me right t!t in the sand....
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 20:50
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Threaten my pension, would you? Think again!
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Old 10th Feb 2009, 21:41
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If you think she's tough now, wait 'till she puts her teeth in!!!

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Old 10th Feb 2009, 21:48
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'Gnimmi Me Teeth Back You Bastward'
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 04:54
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"Private Bloggs, YOU ARE HANDLING THAT WEAPON LIKE AN OLD WOMAN!!"
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 05:20
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In the final unpublished episode of the Good Life Tom finally made it clear that Margot and Jerry Letbetter were not longer welcome in their garden.
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 07:19
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Stallone was delighted with the calibre of the actress playing his "love interest" in his new movie, RAMBO LXXVIII.

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Old 11th Feb 2009, 09:55
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Aunti Aggie proved she really could shoot the pants off the regiment gunner....
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 11:25
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(After spotting a group of City bankers): "DIE, MOPHERPH****RPH!!!"

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Old 11th Feb 2009, 11:32
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"Down, test and adjust can wait" said Private Miggins. "First I have to free my left nipple from my belt-kit"
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 13:58
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Chav granny prepares for a visit from the grandkids.
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 19:31
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It would seem the credit crunch had really hit the film industry hard, with the casting of the new 007 "Bond Girl" for the new Bond film "Care Home Royale"
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Old 11th Feb 2009, 21:23
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I might have no teeth, but I've still got one good eye, you chav cnuts
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Old 12th Feb 2009, 10:25
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After several unanswered letters re low flying noise, Mrs Miggins decided to take action herself.
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Old 12th Feb 2009, 10:55
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Top posts from JagRigger and FinelyChopped but lowlypax takes it with 'Chav granny prepares for a visit from the grandkids.'
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