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Old 29th Nov 2019, 10:19
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Hoskins cries "unfair" this is a right handed gun and I am left handed
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 10:20
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No you clots when I drop the hankie you take a swig of water
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 10:23
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Gun tied to the belt so you cannot misplace it. What a wizz idea. Now where did I put my beret
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 10:26
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"Well one of you was seen wearing these ladies knickers"
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 10:41
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The man in the background steals the bike while the armed guards are distracted.
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 10:52
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Right- which of of you two cowboys shot my pet cockatoo?
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 11:35
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New evidence comes to light of how Caspar the Friendly Ghost met his end...
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 11:35
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"Have you heard the one about the Englishman, the Scotsman and the Eyetie?"
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 11:36
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"No we do not have any cheese, now bugger off Pierre, we are having a manly discussion"
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 11:38
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"Howde Partner, you must be two ton Tex from Teddington who drives the bakers van."



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Old 29th Nov 2019, 12:00
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PC Plod, presented with photographic evidence of the crime, has a bright idea concerning fingerprints.
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 12:03
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"I've had it with you Hoskins. You promised you'd look after me. You said you'd take me under your wing!"
"Well, technically..."
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 12:23
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​​​​Pinnochio tells a whopper of a fib
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 12:24
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Jordan is surprised 2 men fight for her 'favour'
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 13:05
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Before you commence which one of you wants to clean the fingerprints off the camera lense
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 14:51
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What the Prime Minister sees when he thinks of TV debates.
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 15:40
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I think this is a bit excessive to settle the mess bill
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 15:45
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Do you feel lucky punk?
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 16:11
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You go first... No you go first, no no I doubly insist you must go first,... No No No I triply insist you go first.. and so it goes on until they forget what the dispute was in the first place, So they walked off best friends forever into the sunset
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Old 29th Nov 2019, 16:25
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"Ok well see who can shoot a boogie down, Smithers, out with your snot rag"
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