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"I think I've found the heater control"
"What does it say?"
"Select Cold or Colder"
"What does it say?"
"Select Cold or Colder"
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Relax. I built it from a Kielkraft kit and fitted a couple of Jetex motors under each wing...
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"The wife's starched drawers are sturdier than this thing"
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"I can't see this working Higgins, when the bombs drop out of the bottom of the two storage boxes surely they are going to bounce off the lower wing and into the prop"
"Now you tell me, it would have been nice if you had expressed your concerns before we strapped in"
"Now you tell me, it would have been nice if you had expressed your concerns before we strapped in"
Ah it says here you took off with 3 passengers, now you have only two?. Well half way across the engine lost power and we had to lighten load, Algie was jettisoning the canopy and he slipped
We're Knights of the Round Table,
We're quite indefatigable,
Oh, Sorry! Wrong Movie! (But we do have a grrrrrrrail!)
- Ed
We're quite indefatigable,
Oh, Sorry! Wrong Movie! (But we do have a grrrrrrrail!)
- Ed
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"Oh great, we have a flowerpot man as the pilot"
The concept of reverse thrust hadn't been thought through all the way. Ground ops were OK, but needing somebody to look backwards in flight was going to be a problem.
The man in the Baggy Trousers said "This is Madness!" but the pilot said, "No, we are Devo!"
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F-35 cancelled - then this!
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John Gillespie Magee Junior takes two shorthand writers with him when he slips the surly bonds of earth on laughter-silvered wings in case he feels like dictating something memorable.
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One day all pilots will have a moustache like mine