Chaps - it's only been up FOUR days! The caption competition tradition from the early days was to leave a photo up for a week unless entries dry up...and they haven't! Obviously some folk have far too much time on their hands and don't work weekends!
However, seeing as the peasants are revolting:
Penny Washers wins it with:
The job of one of the co-pilots is to call "V1" while the other one's job is to call "VNE."
The pilot never knows which one will call first.
Take it away, Penny!