Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"When the advert for a driver said a one-track mind would be useful, this isn't what I thought they meant...."
"Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!" "Mind the Gap!"
Boy: "Which gap is the man talking about?"
Father: "The gap between hope and experience, son."
Boy: "Which gap is the man talking about?"
Father: "The gap between hope and experience, son."
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A cunning plan is hatched and the Lilliputians make off with Gulliver's Rollerblade.
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There AREN'T any seats, Mr Corbyn, so your little charade is rather pointless...
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The day of judgement - and the usual difficult task of trying to decide on the winner!
Thanks, C52, for the link to Wiki. Interesting, is it not? It just goes to show that this forum is educational as well as being good at slagging off Yung Dum Wun at every opportunity.
I think Wensleydale gets it with the following, since it gets off the subject of railways, balance and whatever:-
The CST has unfortunately gone off on the other track.
Thanks, C52, for the link to Wiki. Interesting, is it not? It just goes to show that this forum is educational as well as being good at slagging off Yung Dum Wun at every opportunity.
I think Wensleydale gets it with the following, since it gets off the subject of railways, balance and whatever:-
The CST has unfortunately gone off on the other track.
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Paddy claims he can put three holes in the handkerchief before it hits the ground.
Murph says he can do better than that.
However, there is a problem, and no doubt you will have spotted it.
How will they know which holes belong to whom?
Murph says he can do better than that.
However, there is a problem, and no doubt you will have spotted it.
How will they know which holes belong to whom?
Last edited by Penny Washers; 29th Nov 2019 at 10:48.