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Old 22nd Nov 2019, 19:52
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"There are three emergency exits; one above my head, one above your head and one above your head."
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Old 22nd Nov 2019, 23:19
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Post Corby victory, Pegasus microlights roll out our new medium range bomber
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Old 23rd Nov 2019, 00:00
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Of course it's a sound design. Brilliant! ...I say, another sniff of the dope please...
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Old 23rd Nov 2019, 05:46
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and another brilliant design feature, after you expend your bombs and bullets, fly low over the enemy and they die laughing
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Old 23rd Nov 2019, 07:11
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Back in the days Pilot training was limited so a quick game of Rock, Paper, Scissors was all that was needed to decide whose turn it was to be Captain.
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Old 23rd Nov 2019, 09:26
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"Dear Leader, we have developed a three-seater plane for you to fly, accompanied by two high-ranking officers to take down your wise words."
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Old 23rd Nov 2019, 09:56
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The job of one of the co-pilots is to call "V1" while the other one's job is to call "VNE."

The pilot never knows which one will call first.
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Old 23rd Nov 2019, 13:20
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"I'm the captain today, you're the steward, so I get the beef, he gets the chicken and you get the unspeakable vegetarian option."
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 07:14
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The all round canopy of the F-16 was not the first to offer the Pilot excellent spacial awareness
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 08:31
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"What is it?"

"Voisin"

"Bless you".
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 08:48
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Damn! I forgot to let the cat out this morning...
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 09:50
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"Listen very carefully.... I shall say this only wunce"

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Old 24th Nov 2019, 09:53
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The first recorded example of push and start

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Old 24th Nov 2019, 11:59
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"I know what - to celebrate the delivery of our new aircraft, let's get the entire squadron and their WAGs to sit on the wing for a photo op."
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 12:28
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Nicola Sturgeon wants to scrap Trident, in favour of a stronger conventional weapons system.

Like this one? Remember - the bomber will always get through - and a huge 10lb bomb would devastate Westminster.
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 13:43
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Bertie. If this is the Sidecar, where is the Motorbike?
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 13:49
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The Green Party says they will ban Reindeer from Santa's sleigh as the emissions cause global warming.
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 13:51
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Now if only someone would invent a runway
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 13:52
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Just wait and see what happens when we get up to 88 MPH.
well someone had to say it
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Old 24th Nov 2019, 13:53
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The Amazon aerial delivery system hopes the Internet would come along soon
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