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10 minutes ago.... Peter please pop down the MO and get some of my little blue pills. He knows which ones I like....
Now.... Sorry sir MO is all out of stock of that medicine, Brexit you know, However he sent over some natural remedy, take one 3 times a day for a week
Now.... Sorry sir MO is all out of stock of that medicine, Brexit you know, However he sent over some natural remedy, take one 3 times a day for a week
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I say old boy, that photographic ass Snowdon isn't going to be on set I hope? Might be a tad embarrassing me being the ex as it were...
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"Don't look now but that chap behind you appears to be hovering with no legs"
We have come outside to discuss the top Secret Plan to get Churchills Desk 10 feet nearer Berlin. You know walls have ears and all that.... German Spy in background humming to appear innocent
Spiv (Pike) in background leaning on the truck….Psst want buy some nylons?.... Grp Cap...Pop over there Harvey and get me some size XXL, don't want to draw attention to my fetish....
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"You know when Howard Hughes was making his film the Outlaw, he tinkered around with Jane Russells underwear and produced the Worlds first underwired bra, one only thinks it is right we should tinker about in yours too Susanne, what do you think Kenneth?"
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Plummer says that after The Sound of Music he swore he'd never work with a blonde woman again but you've shown him several reasons why he should...
So you say you just move this flap aside and then it goes in there? My God! Whatever will those boffins think of next!
Yes, yes, she's genuine. Ex stores. "WAAF, Officers, For the use of". Now make up your mind. I've got a truck load of these to get rid of.