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Old 10th Nov 2019, 16:58
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"Where's the Navy?"

"Oh, they're underneath in a yellow submarine."

"And why, then, is the RAF not flying?"

"Ah, well, that's a long story."
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 17:13
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Ringo? What sort of a name is that for a member of Her Majesty's Armed Forces?

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Old 10th Nov 2019, 18:34
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"Ringo?.....nah, my names Brian, Ringgo is just a nickname I picked up while serving aboard a Royal Navy tub, 'aving done three tours in the barrel"


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Old 10th Nov 2019, 18:46
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"So George, is it true they nicknamed you that because as a drone pilot you're really an artificial pilot?"
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 18:51
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"They're going to have to change the punchline, did you see the state of that old dears bra that flashed us, it's supporting days had long since passed its sell by date"
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 18:55
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"Armed bluddy Forces Day....... Show your support!..... It would have been nice if the bluddy fisheads and pongoes had actually bovvered to turn up."
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 19:36
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"Who stole half the flag?"

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Old 10th Nov 2019, 19:50
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Corporal Pepper struts his stuff before promotion.
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Old 10th Nov 2019, 19:51
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Someone saw the Army drive off in an old VW Beetle.
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 02:44
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1 2 3 4 who's a pretty boy
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 05:38
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(Car driver) "Oi! How long you guys gonna stand on that crossing??"
"Until Kiltrash gets rid of this crappy photo!"
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 06:00
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Per Ardua Ad... look out, boy racer in an Astra!
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 08:21
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Look left look right, look left look right, look left...
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"So why are you moving to the States John?"
"It's not safe in Liverpool anymore"
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:13
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"On the pseudo-flag, the red (obviously) indicates the MoD's deficit, the blue represents assets, and the white is how much they don't know. It is hoped that this novel way of presenting figures will baffle the Select Committee."
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:17
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" I know it says "show your support" but that doesn't mean your athletic support - for God's sake do your flies up!"
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:44
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Challenge: Spot the deliberate mistake.

Winning Answer: the zig-zag line on the road continues onto the last soldier's trousers.
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:45
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"FAB Four? Farnborough's behind you, mate."
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:51
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"As an economy measure, the flag will be stored for 50 years in air-conditioned luxury and then the top half will be applied to an A-400M to celebrate the RAF's centenary."
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Old 11th Nov 2019, 20:52
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Chairman of British Airways: "What's the thinking behind half a flag?"

CEO of the same: "I'm just wondering if we could do anything with a quarter flag."
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